February 2012
7 posts
i am your canadian boyfriend: Superhero Dreams →
atsween:
Last night I dreamt I was Hawkman. I was in an industrial warehouse with the rest of the Justice League and we were trying to stop a plot to destroy the world. Everyone split up and I was left alone. I could feel my face tighten into a grimace as I thought of what the world was facing. I walked…
hahahaha!
“Get off me fookin’ hands!”
– Man handcuffed to Manchester City goal post. (via mavie-estlefoot)
January 2012
119 posts
Me: What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow
Siri: About 25 mph for a European swallow. You have to know these things when you're a virtual assistant, you know.
“Ah yes. That was a moment. I loved that shot on the TV coverage of Martin...”
– - Benedict Cumberbatch
(via triskaidecagon)
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i love that mail from the tumblr staff going...
stephwinchester:
the one that says “don’t worry! tumblr is not going down! spread the word!”
as if they’d tell you
“yeah we’re gonna shut down everything in two days tops so you know you better just give up and stop coming here”
colfergasmic:
Followers. If Tumblr gets censored
braethegay:
:(